Lunatic Film Reviews

[neuromancer]

Do you worry about the films your kids might be watching. Fortunatly the Christian Analysis of American Culture (CAP) have reviewed many films for us ranging from Wallace and Gromit (Wanton Violence, reckless driving, irresponsible handling of a firearm, rear male nudity and offence against god (shapeshifting)) and Monsters Inc (entrapment of a child , threat to kill, cheating, trickery, treachery to further the company, implication of nudity ). There is not room here to sumarise their review of Kill Bill

It was very noble of them to sit through The Fast and The Furious, Aliens vs Predator, Resident Evil etc. to rate them for us

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm#WLIST

[Dalhousie]

The sexual content of Toy Story caused offence
Not to mention grotesque toy abuse.

[Colin Colin Stuart]

A fantastic Web site providing hours of amusement at the expense of lunatic attitudes of certain Christian organisations.

Hilarious!

[graeme]

This is from the review of the X files. I don't know what it is, but I'm outraged

"attempted murder by gubfire, "

[sarahlc Sarah Close]

Someone actually sat through the x files film, poor sods!!!!

[Enjay]

See, I can understand an organisation (Christian or otherwise) wanting to come together to share reviews of movies and perhaps warn/inform people of the kind of content that a film may contain.

However, surely something like "contains explicit scenes of graphic violence throughout" (etc) is all that's needed? When the "advice" actually breaks it down to the number of times that individual acts take place with a brief description of each that could only be only have been recorded by someone sitting taking notes throughout the movie... well, I think I know who the corrupted strange obsessive people that I wouldn't want my kids to be anywhere near are.

Interesting that many movies featuring flying, "levitation" and magic are regarded as portraying dark arts and sins against God but Mary Poppins is regarded as potentially "Angelic".

Also, I wonder which word is considered to be the "most foul of the foul words" because I can think of at least a couple of candidates.

And the website is a hideously ugly and malfunctioning one with examples from almost every page of the "what not to do on your web page" handbook.

In other words - a good laugh at the expense of obsessive, frothing at the mouth, freaks.

[neuromancer]

However, surely something like "contains explicit scenes of graphic violence throughout" (etc) is all that's needed? When the "advice" actually breaks it down to the number of times that individual acts take place with a brief description of each that could only be only have been recorded by someone sitting taking notes throughout the movie... well, I think I know who the corrupted strange obsessive people that I wouldn't want my kids to be anywhere near are.

Yes I expect they secretly enjoyed watching the violent films.