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Bobby and the gorilla

Postby jimk » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:18 am

A small zoo in Glasgow acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the vet determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby McKay, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Bobby, like many of the Glasgow men folk, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

Bobby was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 ?

Bobby showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", Bobby said, "Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannae ever tell emmdy aboot this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby said, "I want any weans raised as Celtic fans." Once again it was agreed.

4. "And last of all", Bobby stated, "Ye'll need tae gie me anither week to come up with the £500"


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Postby Gordon & Sue T » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:47 pm

What were you doing at 01:18 hrs that made you post one of the oldest jokes on earth.

I remember that one from school, and I'm over 60 now.

Only good thing is that you have given me an opporchancity to verify that I'm not losing my memory!!!!
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