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burns nicht joke (potty language warning)

Postby L111CHT » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:52 pm

Rabbie Burns was coming home from the pub when he spied two people at it under a bush.

He stopped to watch but the police arrived and tell Rabbie he will have to go to court to give evidence against the pair.

At court, the judge calls him up to ask what he'd seen.

''I saw two people f***ing,'' says Rabbie.

''You can't use that language in court!'' exclaims the judge.

''Ok,'' says Rab,
''I was cummin back frae the Brigadoon,
''When I saw twa people lying doon.
''Her skirts were high, his erse wis bare,
''His cock wis in amongst her hair.
''His baws were swinging to and fro...

''...if that's nae f***ing then I don't know''

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Postby Andy_H » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:18 pm

now thats one for st andrews day!
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