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Working at the zoo

Postby graeme » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:23 pm

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death
with a spade.

Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by
feeding to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
chimps with a spade killing them both.

What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because
lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.
He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.

By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage

because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another
lion and says 'What's the food like here?'

The lion says: 'Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees' !!!!!
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