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Getting to Heaven

Postby graeme » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:24 pm

I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.


I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,
would that get me into Heaven ?'


'NO!' the children answered.


'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'


Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.


Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them again.


Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'



A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out,


'YOU'VE GOT TAE BE F’N DEID'
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