Why married women should avoid hen nights

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Why married women should avoid hen nights

Postby frank boyle » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:37 pm

Why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married...


(If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humour.)



The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three
times!
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away
with that one!
Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, 'Oh, SHIT!' then it cuckooed four more times, cleared
its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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