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How to remember the reindeer names

Postby malcolm » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:40 am

Teach your kids this one :-

Reindeer names
are quite confusing.
Yet, rhyming names
can be so amusing.
Here's a short poem
to help you remember.
The best time to repeat this
is in mid-December.

There are eight names to repeat,
and we'll start with the first.
This name is like running
in short little bursts.

It's Dasher the reindeer,
the fastest of all,
a quick tiny reindeer,
but not very tall!

There is Dancer
the danciest dancer of all,
dancing about
and having a ball!

And Prancer like Dancer
prances all day,
driving elves crazy,
but what can they say?

While Vixen plays tricks
on all the reindeer,
Mix'n their sleigh bells
and having no fear!

Don't forget Comet
with a smile all the while,
you can see the teeth glow
from even one mile.

And Cupid the dreamer
who day dreams the most,
waiting for Christmas
and Holidays roasts.

Donner is jumping
about on the snow.
Eager for Santa
and the reindeer to go!

Finally, Blitzen with mittens
of gold lace and holly,
is happy, and zappy
and oh, so jolly!

Oh, yes don't forget Rudolph
with that nose red and bright,
shining his nose
through the thick of the night.

And your dear name
can be of a Reindeer deer.
Send it to Santa
with your Merry-Christmas cheer!

Postby Malc » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:49 pm

There are eight names to repeat,

There are nine - everyone forgets "Olive."

From the song :-

Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names........
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Postby malcolm » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:57 pm

Is that her with the big thick glasses of the TV program On The Buses?

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