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Elf Jokes

Postby malcolm » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:34 am

Elf Jokes
What do elves learn in school? The elfabet.

Who is the most famous singing elf? Elf Vis.

What is the most favorite elf pet? An Elflephant?

What do elves do when a fellow elf falls down? They elf em up.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low Elf esteem.

What do you call an elf that likes to swim? An elfin.

What do you call a stingy elf. Elfish

How do elves get up into the workshop attic? The Elflevator.
How do you describe an elf who refuses to take a bath? Elfully smelly.

What do you call an elf who teaches english? A subordinate Claus

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