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Santa Jokes

Postby malcolm » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:31 am

Santa Jokes
Where does Santa hide his gift to Mrs. Claus. The Clauset of course!

Why does Santa have three gardens? He likes to "Hoe, hoe, hoe!".

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-Trophobic.

Why does Santa go down the chimney ? Because it soots him !
Who delivers Christmas presents at the Haunted Opera House? Phantom Claus !

How many chimneys does Santa go down ? Stacks and stacks!

Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh and not pigs?
Because when Pigs fly everything that wasn't supposed to happen...does.

When Santa is on the beach what do the elfs call him? Sandy Claus

What do you call Santa's-father's-sister? Auntie Claus

What do you call Santa's annual barn dance? A Ho, Ho, Ho Down!

What does Santa write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJK_ MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L , No-L) !
malcolm
 

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