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Misheard Lyrics

Postby hubba64 » Wed May 02, 2007 9:38 am

Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
The real lyrics were:
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

misheard as:
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69
The real lyrics were:
Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime.
Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.

misheard as:
Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time.
Played it till my fingers bled. It was the summer of 69.


U2: Mysterious Ways
The real lyrics were:
She moves in mysterious ways

misheard as:
Shamu the mysterious whale


Whitney Houston: I'm Every Woman
The real lyrics were:
I'm every woman.

misheard as:
Climb every Mormon.


anymore????????? :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby Baron von Ripper » Wed May 02, 2007 12:37 pm

Loads...but unprintable I'm afraid :lol:

I'd get banned :cry:
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Postby Ronnie » Wed May 02, 2007 12:43 pm

What about the old Manfred Man song "Blinded by the light" Defy anybody to tell me what the hell he was on about with the "Wrapped up like a douche" line :D

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Postby Baron von Ripper » Wed May 02, 2007 1:09 pm

Ronnie wrote:What about the old Manfred Man song "Blinded by the light" Defy anybody to tell me what the hell he was on about with the "Wrapped up like a douche" line :D

ronnie :lol:



What :?: :?: :?:
You mean this is'nt the real line, ronnie :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby Baron von Ripper » Wed May 02, 2007 1:16 pm

Your ears might bleed......but if you get a listen to the single version of

Level 42 - 'Heaven In My Hands'

near the end.......mark king is'nt "looking for diamonds"......


he's having a good rake aboot :oops: and "looking for dypers" apparently :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't shout at me....I'm just quoting the man :!:

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Postby findlay » Wed May 02, 2007 1:17 pm

It wasn't Manfred Mann, it was ELO ;)

It does sound like Douche - as in Douchebag - but its actually Deuce, apparently a reference the original writer made to a Deucenberg he owned hence "Revved up like a Deuce" - unfortunately ELO mispronounced it :roll:
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Postby Baron von Ripper » Wed May 02, 2007 1:18 pm

No no ....Blinded by the light is Manfred Mann's Earth Band !!!!

Later incarnation
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Postby findlay » Wed May 02, 2007 1:24 pm

Still before my time :P
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Postby Baron von Ripper » Wed May 02, 2007 1:26 pm

who's kidding who on :wink:
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Postby Gordon » Wed May 02, 2007 4:15 pm

Didn't Bruce Springsteen write that one originally, before Manfred Mann had a hit with it.
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Postby poing » Wed May 02, 2007 4:34 pm

The very last words in Queens "One Vision" is "Fried Chicken"


Although when I was a lot younger and my sister was still a kid she heard the words to Iron Maidens "Can I play with madness" as "can I play with my friends" I've never quite heard that song in the right way since :lol:
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Postby Baron von Ripper » Wed May 02, 2007 8:02 pm

Gordon wrote:Didn't Bruce Springsteen write that one originally, before Manfred Mann had a hit with it.



Yes, quite correct :)
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Postby don.b » Thu May 03, 2007 10:00 pm

What about the lyrics in the Queen track Killer Queen.


She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime


The meaning of Gelatine is:
noun [U]
a clear substance, often sold in the form of a powder, made from animal bones and used especially to make jelly

I think Freddie Mercury meant Gelignite, but that didn't rhyme !!!


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Postby Gordon » Fri May 04, 2007 8:03 am

My favourite is Celine Dion's haunting love theme from Titanic, "The Hot Dogs Go On" :-)
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Postby Wesly » Fri May 04, 2007 1:34 pm

Gordon wrote:My favourite is Celine Dion's haunting love theme from Titanic, "The Hot Dogs Go On" :-)


and there was me thinking it was 'my fart will go on' :lol:
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Postby hubba64 » Fri May 04, 2007 4:07 pm

these are great -

Tears for Fears - Sowing the seeds of love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLoBFFs03WU

Queen -we will rock you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDYPM5XyTYU

Bonjovi - living on a prayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9GGwofL_k


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