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Postby graeme » Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:58 pm

A lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows:

Lady - Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved?

Hospital - Do you know which ward she is in?

Lady - Yes, ward P, room 2B

Hospital - I'll just put you through to the nurse station

Nurse - Hello ward P, how can I help?

Lady - I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?

Nurse - I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow.

Lady - Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thankyou ever so much!

Nurse - You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?

Lady - No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you f**k all in here...'
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Postby Enjay » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:14 pm


Funny, but frighteningly accurate.
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Postby Gavin » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:36 pm

Good one :lol:
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Postby clarky » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:50 pm

Gavin wrote:Good one :lol:

next time i am in hospital i,ll try it out :lol: :lol: ace
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