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Dare you not to laugh at this one....

Postby Detritus » Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:08 pm

I do not like going it to public toilets but when you need to go well you know

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one
was already occupied.

So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and
sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
'Hello mate, how are you going?'

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied 'Yeah,
not too bad thanks.'
After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to
mate?'
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied 'umm, just having a quick poo... How about
yourself?'
I then heard the voice for the third time .....

'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back . I've got some `D**khead` in
the loo next to me answering everything I say.'...
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Postby chunkymonkey71 » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:25 pm

HA!!!

Totally made my day!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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