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Age concern

Postby frank boyle » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:13 pm

Elderly man was at the doctors for a sperm count. The doctor gave him a jar and asked him to provide a sample, and bring it back the following day.

Next day the man came back in, but the jar was totally empty.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man said, "I tried everything I knew, but just couldnt do it, I tried right hand, left hand, I asked my wife to help, she tried right hand, left hand both hands, between the knees but it just would not happen, so Ellie from next door came in, she tried both hands, the armpit, between the knees still nothing.

The doc was shocked, you asked your neighbour!

The gent said, "yes thats right, but no matter what we did, we could not get the lid off the jar"
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