The Glesga Morturary...

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The Glesga Morturary...

Postby findlay » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:08 pm

A man who just died is delivered to a Glesca mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Paddy the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue. She gives paddy a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Paddy, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, Paddy presents her with the blank cheque. 'nay charge,' he says.

'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, hen,' Paddy says, 'it didn't cost me a tosser.

You see, a deed gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue
suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So, I just switched their heeds.'

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Postby Enjay » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:30 am

Ha! I didn't see it soming. Good one.
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