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Postby frank boyle » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:51 am

Dear Marge,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my MX5 so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that the plastic nose cone on my car appeared to have a hairline crack right by the headlight. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the garage where I bought it?



Yours Sincerely
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Postby Hawkeye » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:03 am

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