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Postby Hawkeye » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:04 pm

Following on from the departed Dundondian, my favourite tabloid headline was one for a story about a prison warden who, following a prison football match, had assaulted an inmate in the showers and then made his escape.

The headline was:

SCREW NUTS WASHER AND BOLTS
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Postby findlay » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:54 pm

I heard it another way round. A patient from Aberdeen's Cornhill mental hospital had escaped and went on the rampage in the city, breaking into a dry cleaner, raping the woman behind the counter before making his escape... the headline?

NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS
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Postby Hawkeye » Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:50 am

Now I think about it, maybe it was

WASHER NUTS SCREW AND BOLTS

seems a more likely scenario...
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