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Vi@gra

Postby Enjay » Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:18 pm

Isn't that how they spell it in the e-mails?

Anyway, I apologise in advance...


In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the drug with the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The Medical Research Council has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a "think tank" of experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Coca Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously this can no longer be called this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Coke will market the new concoction by the name of: Mount & Do.

and finally...

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


I'll get me coat. :oops:
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