An Irishman

Post your jokes et al in here.
WARNING: Some users may find content in this forum offensive.

An Irishman

Postby hubba64 » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:23 pm

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems. 'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. 'Incredible' he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.

'This is amazing!' exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!' shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc..... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'
One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Image

Helensburgh Camera Club
hubba64
User avatar
 
Posts: 1258
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:32 pm
Location: Helensburgh

Postby Ronnie » Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:48 am

Guy....you may have missed the punch line....or am I wrong?
2010 Mk3.5 20 AE
Pearlescent White Mica
"Beryl the Pearl"
OC 14725 (lapsed)
Ronnie
User avatar
 
Posts: 962
Joined: Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:22 pm
Location: Kilmarnock

Postby malcolm » Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:59 am

Do we get the rest tomorrow night?
malcolm
 

Postby hubba64 » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:14 am

and now for the second installment of the joke...........


'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

(Wait for it...........scroll down.)






Wait for it...........scroll down





I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..' !!!!

by the way it was me (Kim) that put this one up - blame the blonde hair :lol:
One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Image

Helensburgh Camera Club
hubba64
User avatar
 
Posts: 1258
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:32 pm
Location: Helensburgh

Postby Enjay » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:58 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

;)
Image
Enjay
User avatar
 
Posts: 1288
Joined: Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:29 am
Location: Near Inverurie


Return to Jokes and Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron