2 dogs in vets

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2 dogs in vets

Postby malcolm » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:29 pm

2 dogs in the vets and the 1st dog says to the 2nd one.

What are you in here for ?
He replies, see that wee boy over there, well he wouldn't stop poking me in the eyes and the ears with a stick, so I bit him and I'm here to be put down. What are you in here for.

Well see that big blonde over there, She came out of the shower with just a towel wrapped round her and she bent down to pick up her hair brush and the towel dropped off her. I got so excited I jumped up on her back.

So are you here to get put down as well.


I'm here to get my nails clipped.

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