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one for the blokes

Postby hubba64 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:36 pm

Try this: Pretend there are two dice on your computer keyboard.

Got the picture?


Now, pick up one of them and imagine you see the spots.

What number is it?

Did the number remind you of your first sexual experience?

No, probably not.

Now put down that dice and pick up the other one and look at the spots.

How many do you see?

What's the number?

Did THAT make you think of your first sexual experience?

I suppose it didn't.

Now pick up both the dice and shake them in your hand.

Are you shaking them?


I bet THAT reminds you of your first sexual experience!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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