Continuing the cat theme. (with apologies to the sensitive)

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Continuing the cat theme. (with apologies to the sensitive)

Postby frank boyle » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:27 am

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think it could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Postby Wesly » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:22 am

:lol:

Great joke.

been some really funny ones on here recently! :D
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