An alternative glossary of motoring terms.

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An alternative glossary of motoring terms.

Postby Malc » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:34 pm

Pinched the idea from a biker's site - but I'm sure it will work here. :wink:

The idea is - you come up with a wacky alternative definition of a motoring term.

Here are a few to get started.

Throttle - what you do to the noisy dog next door.

Tappet - hit it gently.

Speedo - Wesly's swimming trunks.

Can you think of any more?
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Re: An alternative glossary of motoring terms.

Postby Wesly » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:18 pm

Malc wrote:
Speedo - Wesly's swimming trunks.



How did you know? :o :lol:

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Postby frank boyle » Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:49 pm

Working the memory a bit here, but I read once a glossary of ladies motoring terms, lets see how many I can remember. (honest, no offences intended, just a bit of fun)

Clutch.....a small handbag.

Petrol.....Smelly stuff your boyfriend/ husband / dad puts in your car.

Dipstick.... Your teenage son.

Red X... Alco pop.

Tacho...... Mexican food



Lubricant, Rear ended, Serviced, Inflate........lets just not go there OK.

More follows when I remember them.
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