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Driving Test Joke

Postby Ronnie » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:09 am

Think this has been around before but it's quite funny

Driving Test Question


You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.


In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF OF THAT FAIRGROUND ROUNDABOUT
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Postby Wesly » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:30 am

:lol:

hahahahahahahaha good one! :D
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