The Blonde

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The Blonde

Postby hubba64 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:33 pm

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases
it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the
car and opens the trunk.

Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are
in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...Not
surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer,
clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What isgoing on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replies.

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