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A wee lawyer/polis joke

Postby Ronnie » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:38 pm

Subject: london lawyer / glasgow cop





A Barrister from London runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by the police in Glasgow.


He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a Barrister from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the copper's expense!!

Glasgow cop," License and registration, please."

Barrister, "What for?"

Glasgow cop, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Barrister, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow cop, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Barrister, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Barrister, "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Glasgow cop, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The Barrister exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating hell out of the barrister and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
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