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Fishing

Postby hubba64 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:03 am

Four married guys go fishing (Insert golfing if you wish). After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or Sex?"and she said: "Wear sun-block."

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