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Don't try this at home

Postby hubba64 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:02 am

No matter how you figure this...this guy's got real trouble. Real life really is funnier than make-believe.

True Story from Houston Medical Center:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off of his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring
in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to
slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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