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95 year old

Postby graeme » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:36 pm

A 95 year old bloke has his birthday. The family, realising he was a ladies' man, decide to get him a high class call girl as a present. She knocks at his door.
"What do you want?" he asks her.
"I'm here to give you super sex" she replies.
He pauses: "OK, I'll have the soup"
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Postby Colin » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:40 pm

Chuckle - reminds me of this old chestnut ...

A male American tourist books into a hotel on the banks of Loch Lomond.

Flora on reception asks "we have a range of facilities - would you be interested in the tartan room?".

He pauses: "Ma'am, I'm 95, I'll just take the room"
Maturity is greatly overrated
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