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The Hospital Charts

Postby Jo M » Fri May 11, 2007 2:22 pm

Actual writings from patients hospital charts:

The patient refused autopsy

The patient has no previous history of suicides

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year

On the second day the knee was better, on the third day it disappeared

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993

Discharge status - Alive but without my permission

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful

She is numb from her toes down

While in ER she was examined, x-rated and sent home

The skin was moist and dry

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches

Patient was alert and unresponsive

Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy

Examination of his genitalia reveals that he is circus sized

The lab tests indicated abnormal lover function

Skin: somewhat pale but present

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
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