In the bushes

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In the bushes

Postby Jo M » Fri May 11, 2007 1:33 pm

A man walking home late at night sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty Dollars..." she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before but he thought, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hid in the bushes. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police officer.

"What's going on here people" he asks

"I'm making love to my wife" the man answers indignantly

"Oh, I'm sorry" says the cop "I didn't know"

"Well" says the man "Neither did I, until you shone that light in her face" :lol:
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