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Girls night out

Postby Jo M » Fri May 11, 2007 1:28 pm

Two women friends had gone for a girls night out, both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetary.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her pants and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of pants and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hungover so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst, my wife came home with no pants on!". "That's nothing" said the other husband "Mine came home with a card stuck in the crack of her arse that said "From all of us at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you"
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