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Complaints to the Council

Postby Jo M » Fri May 11, 2007 12:24 pm

Genuine complaints from tenants to their local Council about problems with their flats:

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.

3. It's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.

4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

5. I wish to complain that my father has hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

10. Will you please someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are just plain filthy.

13. I am still having problems with smoke in my drawers.

14. The toilet is blocked and I cannot bath my children until it is cleared.

15. Will you please send a man to come and look at my water. It's a funny colour and not fit to drink.

16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

18. The man next door has a large erection in his back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.

19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have 2 children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.

20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor 6 times but I still have no satisfaction.

23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2.

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