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Looking after a woman is easy....

Postby hubba64 » Thu May 10, 2007 4:39 pm

How to treat a Woman

It is not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologists
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organiser
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

IN ADDITION, YOU MUST:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself f
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

ITS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEVER FORGET:

* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Sha*g him
2. Leave him in peace

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Postby Detritus » Thu May 10, 2007 4:51 pm

How true. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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