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universal truths

Postby hubba64 » Thu May 10, 2007 6:30 am

These are some UNIVERSAL TRUTHS:

1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2. At the end of every party, there is always a girl crying.

3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4. For the lads: Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

5. For the girls: You never know where to look when eating a banana.

6. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

7. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law to have a fire in your back garden.

8. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

9. The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

10. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.

11. It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

12. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

13. Old ladies can eat more than you think.

14. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

15. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.

16. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece
of wood specifically to stir paint with.

17. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad

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