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The Wisdom Of Life

Postby Detritus » Wed May 09, 2007 1:51 pm

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty
much leave me the hell alone

.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.



3. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting

> any.
>
> 4. No one is listening until you fart.
>
> 5. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple

> of car payments.
>
> 6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
> shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you
> have their shoes.
>
> 7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
> 8. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
> Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all
> day.
>
> 9. If you
lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was

> worth it.
>
> 10. Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first time.
>
> 11. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that
> comes from bad judgment.
>
> 12. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one
> works.
>
> 13. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
> need it.
>
> 14. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
> laxative on the same night .
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