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Blonde Joke

Postby Detritus » Wed May 09, 2007 12:54 pm

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says:

"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."



Boyfriend asks:

"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"



Blonde says:

"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."



Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.



He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says:

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."



Then he takes her hand and says:

"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,



and then........"



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let's put all these Frosties back in the box."
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Postby Colin » Wed May 09, 2007 4:00 pm

... AKA the David Beckham and Alex Ferguson joke.

Still one of my favourites though ... :wink:
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