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Chinese wedding

Postby Detritus » Wed May 09, 2007 12:45 pm

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
> >he is not too experienced either.
> >
> >On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
> >husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
> >"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I
> >pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting
> >you want".
> >
> >"What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to
> >impress his virgin bride.
> >
> >A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
> >for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
> >sometin I have heard about... numbaa 69".
> >
> >More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
> >puzzled tone he queries...
> >
> >"You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"
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