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Dave

Postby Detritus » Tue May 08, 2007 8:01 pm

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
> >there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
> >
> >Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how
> >
> >about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and
> >
> >I can prove it."
> >
> >So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
> >
> >Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening?!?
> >
> >Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
> >
> >Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical.
> >
> >After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him
> >
> >knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else,"
> >
> >Dave says.
>"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
> >
> >"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."
> >
> >And off they go.
> >
> >At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him
> >
> >and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on
> >
> >my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's
> >
> >have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
> >
> >Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
> >
> >After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts
> >
> >to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
> >
> >"The pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are
> >
> >from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."So off they fly
> >
> >to
> Rome.
> >
> >Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square
> >
> >when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye
> >
> >among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let
> >
> >me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
> >
> >And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
> >
> >Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the
> >
> >balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had
> >
> >a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
> >
> >Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
> >
> >His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the
> >
> >Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me
>said,
> >
> >"Who the f*#k's that on the balcony with Dave?"
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