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Postby Detritus » Tue May 08, 2007 7:50 pm

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typically Irish manner, completely unaware of who he is talking to...................


"Top of the mornin' to yer sir" says the attendant

Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forwards to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the forecourt.

"What are dose?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on God's earth are dey for? enquires the Irish fellow.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" say Tiger.

" Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem people at BMW tinks of everytink
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