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Surgeons

Postby Detritus » Tue May 08, 2007 7:36 pm

Five surgeons are taking a coffee break...
1st surgeon: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
3rd surgeon: "Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is colour coded."
4th surgeon: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
5th surgeon who has been quitely listening to the conversation: "I like car restorers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
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