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Postby Detritus » Tue May 08, 2007 7:24 pm

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following;

" Firsta Emma come. Then I come. Then two asses come together. Then I come once a more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again, ana pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"Do you mind?" retorted the lady, indignantly. "In this country, we don't care to broadcast details of our sex lives for all to hear - you dirty, sex obsessed swine!"

"Hey, lady. Coola down" said the man. "Who talka about sex? I wassa just explaining to ma friend how to spella 'Mississippi'!"

(You know you're going to read it again!)
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Postby poing » Tue May 08, 2007 8:01 pm

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