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Money

Postby hubba64 » Thu May 03, 2007 7:49 am

Verily I say unto ye..........
Money

It can buy a house,
but not a home.

It can buy a clock,
but not time

It can buy you a position,
but not respect.

It can buy you a bed,
but not sleep.

It can buy you a book,
but not knowledge.

It can buy you medicine,
but not health.

It can buy you blood,
but not life.

So you see, money isn't everything and it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you this because I am your friend. And as your friend, I want to
take away your pain and suffering!!

So, send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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